eyemidnight

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Things I learned at the Usher concert last night.

  1. Usher does NOT like shirts
  2. Akon has a total of 2 dance moves.
  3. Usher DOES NOT LIKE TO WEAR HIS SHIRT.
  4. 17,000 teenage girls are really fucking loud.
  5. IF USHER HAS THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH OF FABRIC TO HIS UPPER TORSO, HE WILL RIP THAT SHIT OFF.
  6. You can actually buy an official Usher T-Shirt that is just a picture of his chest and abs so you can appear to have his body.

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